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Our escape from work after being told there was an unexploded WW2 Bomb near the office…

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Its nearly Chriiisstttmmmaaaaaaas!

So, its 7 days till Christmas. I’m sat in my apartment listening to Michal Buble / Mr Bubbles / C*ck of the decade.

I can’t understand my love/hate relationship with him, because, you know, I know him.

His new album is amazing, but I can’t stand him.

Its snowing outside, im doing a website for our wedding, and the snow is starting to stick. 

Going through my favourite albums of the last few years and some songs I like…

Even though I am in Germany, using a UK Proxy Server, a UK English Windows 7 edition, Google Chrome still feels the need to put a red squiggle under words that aren’t American. America is not the world. It is called English for a reason. And I guess if Jo is reading this, she is cringing at the fact I am slating grammar, yet I am obviously not the most literate of people.

So far we have the debut album by “Phantom Limb” - jazz / chilled out.

and Uncle Kracker - Follow Me.

That’s all I’ve got so far.

Time for an early dinner - and then I will venture out to the Markets later to get some meat for my old man… if the snow stops…I don’t want no cold! (Say it in the voice of Mr T - sounds far better).

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Hi!

Should I pretend to be one of those super happy bloggers like Jenna Marbles? Yeah? No. I don’t think so.

Today I struggled to get up, ran out of cereal and still felt ill. Good start to the day. Oh, then I missed the tram so had to wait another 10 minutes in the blistering heat of 0 degrees.

By the time my day was over, I went to the Land of Kauf. (Big Supermarket) I did my weekly shop. Bought pasta sauces, do it your self pasta bags, pizza, chocolate and some peppers. Cause im healthy.

Left the shop to discover both Trams leaving the stop. Nice. Good timing number 2.

Waited in the cold for the next Tram. Got on it and this guy got on who was, well I thought he was having a seizure waving his hands… but he was waving me passed him to the doors. I then got off the Tram to see him waving his hands in an arty way to whatever music he was listening too. Then realised he had no headphones. Fruitcake.

And now here I am talking to you, my computer screen because German post is very slow at delivering my new Wireless Card and I have no way of using Skype to talk to my family. 

I am happy, really. I have chocolate. 

And a question for you to ponder, how did this guy do this? I went up and checked, there are no strings or anything visible connecting him to the post… but whenever he moved, the pipe moved. Thoughts?

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Steve Jobs Tribute….Came across this playing on German TV (however it sounds better in English)

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New Bag!

So, I had a pain in the arse experience getting from the UK, to Amsterdam to Germany using a laptop bag to carry 2 laptops, a kindle, everything else and it just didnt happen, so I took it upon myself, with the help of my £20 Lovefilm Amazon voucher, to buy a new bag, pardon the advert, but it looks good if you’re a business traveller, check it out!

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Oh, and here is my new Avatar… very me don’t you think?

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Kick it off..

So, this is my first entry.

I have never done a blog, never plan on keeping this up when I get home, but I am not home, so feel that you all need to know what I am up to, right? Bet you can’t wait to hear! Well, currently, I am led in bed. Haven’t moved in 2 days. German food doesnt agree with me.

I got a torch the other day - woo exciting, I know. It is blue and flashes, to ward off drug addicts on my door step. I suppose a flashing light to a drug addict is like something that could scare them, I mean, come on, flashing lights are scary at the best at the time, but when you are high? Matey is going to need a new pair of pants!

Bored of trying to think of things to say now… bis dan!